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Age/Gender: 82, Female
Location: Timmins, Ontario, Canada
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YO IM MIKKO CHALOUX, I LIKE TO CHOMP ON CHODES AND PLAY THE SKIN FLUTE

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Mikko Chaloux.

Posted by TomPhulp Jun. 5, 2008 @ 6:48 PM EDT

Hey guys, this is Mikko Chaloux blogging about clogging toliets.
So yeh, lyk this one day I was at my friends house and I decided to go take a pee pee and like my friend had taken a huge ass dump and kinda plugged up the sewage in his toliet drains and his mom told me not to flush or else the shit would fly...Literally. So I was on my dandy, pansy way to the boys room and as I entered I continued to unzizzip my pizzants and take a WIZZ! but since im so dumb I let his moms information go in one ear and out my asshole. I flushed that mofo and made that toliet erupt and spew kak juice err where! His mam was not impressed, pissed to be exact >:@ (Like that) so yeah then as that biotch was cleaning up the dew dew floor and shiz I proceeded to continue drinking my hot chocolate. Which was actually shit from the toliet wa wa boiling and served to just me. Not the other friends though, their too cool to drink shit wah. :)

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